Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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