If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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