Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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