Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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