I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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