so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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