I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
His hands were made for my vagina.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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