So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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