Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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