; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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