babies were throwing up all over the place
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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