Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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