# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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