wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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