is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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