ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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