Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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