I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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