If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And my parents said I crawled through the house
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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