wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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