Jerry, you need to find god
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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