Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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