the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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