goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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