I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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