You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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