like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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