I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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