I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Holy shit dude........stairs
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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