Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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