Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
