Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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