You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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