question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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