How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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