dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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