i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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