dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Is that strawberry winking at me??
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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