what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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