Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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