So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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