one word: firstdatebathroomanal
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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