I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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