Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my phone needs a breathalizer
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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