You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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