I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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