I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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