Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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