is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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