He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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