this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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