been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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