it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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