Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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