I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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