im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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