office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just found puke in my bra..
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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