If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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