I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize