I feel like I'm in dance class right now
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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