I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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